Hello i is Twig the Hegdet

 I is 117 winters old, which is youngs for a Hedget you knows !.

I lives at 7 Green Close, Ingland.

I looks after all the little human beans that come to live in the house.

The big human beans can't sees me as they is not littles enough. I have lots of fun with the big beans though. I plays tricks on them when the shout or make my little bean cry.

I knows i look cute and fluffy, but iam not ! If you do makes my bean upset then yous can expect me's to get you back.

Ever losts your keys when you knows you left them there ?

Did you ever stump your toe on the half closed door after shouting at your little bean, even when yous knows the door was open ?

Ever wonder were your brolly thingy goes when yous goes outs and gets soaky wet as "you knows you put it in our bag ?".

Well TA DA thats all me !

I is very nice though really unless yous upsets my little beans.

And another thing, i donts have wings or flys around allday looking at pretty flowers..... So dont's call me a bloomin Faery.

Things yous should knows ...

1.

I like shiny things, keys, ear things, time tellers, sparkley things big beans wears.

2.

I loves a nice cuppy tea with them things my little beans calls kookies.

I haves 2 shugers and lots of milk. Thankingyou muchly.

3.

Dogs are nice, they is furry and they is friendly, Cats, I hates um.Smelly purry things. They thinks i is a toy or a mousey, and chases me round and I hates UM !!

4.

I have Nevers had a bath and i's not planning one ever havings ones so dont's asks me too.